@@Fran-wk1wjhave you ever taken a biology class? Adrenaline -> frontal lobe slows down -> decision making and logically thinking goes down -> man tries to stand up with the stick in the chair
Honestly, the towel one was by far the most evil. The other ones can be explained, or where at the most mildly annoying, but the extreme heart attack felt in that moment when you think that she is committing the cardinal sun of streaming, and your career might just be over. It’s essentially convincing your friend that their phone was on the bus you just stepped off, and then showing them that you took it x10.
Erm ackshually the proper pronoun here if we use archaic English is "thee." This is because the noun we're talking about is the OBJECT of the sentence, as opposed to the SUBJECT (which are the unworthy eyes.) If you want to use "thou" you should say something like "Thou art in need of protection from iniquitous eyes." Also, you used the wrong kind of archaic form of the word "will" which would make more sense in a modern context, but when speaking archaically, you should use the word "shalt," so the proper sentence is "I SHALT protect THEE from unworthy eyes." You can also say "iniquitous eyes" to sound even fancier. Yes I read Shakespeare can you tell? 🤓
