I Tried Walmart's Terrifying Metaverse Experience

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@qwertyboi7695 Před rokem

danny looks like a military dad finally coming home to his children and trying to find a way to connect with them

@jaydenpierre4611 Před rokem

I’m so glad somebody finally noticed the hair

@waterbottle9034 Před rokem

certified r/oddlyspecific moment

@AestheticYellow Před rokem

As a military child I can confirm that he has the military dad haircut

@hurricanechase13948 Před rokem

@@jaydenpierre4611 cause he made a video about it

@bubaaaaaaaaa Před rokem

That sounds so sad for the dad

@perrilewis180 Před 10 měsíci

Calling kids "young consumers" is what I expect the big bad robot from a science fiction book to call kids

@greenalien5509 Před 3 měsíci

Nah, it would just call them biofuel...

@UnusualSandvichTF2 Před 2 měsíci

@@greenalien5509Man I’m dead 💀

@zendpixie Před 18 dny

lego movie type beat

@chameleon3465 Před 9 měsíci

Seeing Danny Gonzalez investigate Roblox is like seeing a wounded deer investigate a theme park. No matter what you happens you know he’s going to get hurt

@What-the-heck864 Před 4 měsíci

💀

@Wxczut Před 3 měsíci

is this meant to be a reference to his video about the stanley hotel and what he describes shane dawson as

@zoewoey Před 4 dny

@@WxczutTHAGS WHAG I WAS THINKINHW

@kileyleroy2428 Před 9 měsíci

as a Walmart employee, the amount of times I heard Noah schnapp advertising this game on the Walmart radio was insane

@placeholderdoe Před 7 měsíci

For some reason when I read this like there was only *the* Walmart radio. Like it was an entity within itself that Walmart worships

@cloudylemon2975 Před 7 měsíci

@@placeholderdoe ALL HAIL THE GREAT WALMART RADIO!

@emilyb.8219 Před 5 měsíci

As a former employee, I thank God every day I no longer have to hear walmart radio. Literally made me viscerally angry hearing the same like 15 songs every day for months and months

@dumbmints Před 4 měsíci

GIVE ME BACK THE SKITTLES

@kinseylise8595 Před 3 měsíci

@@emilyb.8219 I feel this way about Sirius XM Christmas and 60s at 6. Lollipop and Africa every fucking day through the year, then a thousand versions of the same six songs all from Thanksgiving to New Years. I loved the store I worked in but I'll never understand why Dancing in the Moonlight came on once a week while the shitty songs played at least once a day...

@supdog7482 Před 11 měsíci

Danny playing roblox is like my grandpa googling "google" each time he wants to search something

@DeathnoteBB Před 11 měsíci

If there’s no search results, it ain’t Google! /s

@noahkarpinski1824 Před 10 měsíci

@Enthusiastic Aizawa back in my day you had to type out the full URL, one letter at a time Kids today don't know how easy they have it

@mammoneymelon Před 10 měsíci

i used to know kids in school who did that 😭 i had to try so hard not to make fun of them lol

@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-2734 Před 10 měsíci

@@mammoneymelon why is it hard for you to not make fun of people 💀🙏????

@erina8295 Před 10 měsíci

@@mammoneymelon making fun of someone for that is crazy

@maurimauimaui Před 10 měsíci

The Walmart VR shopping experience very closely resembles a reoccurring nightmare I would have as a child of going shopping with my mom in a grocery store floating in nothingness with a vampire sales associate chasing us

@crimsonstrykr Před měsícem

You had some weird freaking nightmares dude - my most frequent nightmare involved a T Rex chasing me on my way to school!

@thatoneguy96 Před rokem

Danny and drew both doing drastically strange things with their hair so people can finally tell them apart

@vakarebaranauskaite6691 Před rokem

Now lets wait for kurtboy to like straighten his hair or smth

@sonofaspyder3000 Před rokem

@@vakarebaranauskaite6691 NEVER

@Starsim99 Před rokem

What are you talking about? Drew dyed his hair and then it fell off which is why it’s short here

@jodie6039 Před rokem

@@Starsim99 😂

@cawsomeaolin Před rokem

@@jodie6039 how is that funny, it’s quite sad actually. how could you make fun of such a real thing (the joke is that danny’s hair fell out and i “believed it”)

@Iheartgus Před rokem

Danny losing his mind over a Walmart game in Roblox with a buzz cut is something I never thought I would see in my lifetime💀

@smoker42069 Před rokem

In my opinion danny looks better with a buzzcit

@neon5729 Před rokem

@@smoker42069 old haircut is better tbh

@smoker42069 Před rokem

@@neon5729 alright you're opinion

@Iheartgus Před rokem

@@smoker42069 cool👍🏻

@leoooskiii7316 Před rokem

not on your bingo card for 2022?

@alanerrrofavalor12 Před 11 měsíci

I always get the names metaverse and omegaverse mixed up. I was genuinely expecting an omegaverse Walmart video.

@delusionalpurple5239 Před 11 měsíci

Bro what 😭😭

@Clairelaferret Před 11 měsíci

Thank you for the reminder that we are not, in fact, in the worst timeline.

@urmylildiscordkitten775 Před 11 měsíci

I've never had an original experience

@MollyHJohns Před 11 měsíci

Oml not Walmart poisoning Omegaverse please heck no

@alanerrrofavalor12 Před 11 měsíci

@@MollyHJohns exactly my thoughts when I saw it. I was concerned for Danny’s safety when I clicked on the video

@Nymphetamineghoul Před 10 měsíci

I worked for Walmart, can confirm that these look JUST like their training videos. They're like from the 90's, super dystopia and depressing. The vibe of this vid is accurate.

@gupdoo3 Před 11 měsíci

"you already have a full gallon of milk put the milk back!!" YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MILK I DRINK

@DeathnoteBB Před 11 měsíci

They will!

@thisisnonexistentooo Před 10 měsíci

*the smartfridge… it knows.*

@romulusnuma116 Před 10 měsíci

Your fridge has betrayed you they already know

@jasperjazzie Před 10 měsíci

your fridge told them your average milk consumption rate

@ShaedTheMoron Před 9 měsíci

Fun fact: Almonds we eat are called Sweet almonds, being a type of almond genetically modified to be edible since normal almonds contain dangerous amounts of Cyanide, while Sweet almonds do not.

@cham5898 Před 7 měsíci

A bitter almond does not contain dangerous amounts, while the content is hugher it is not high enough to harm or kill you. You would need about 50 bitter almonds in one sitting to br coose to fatal. Still a small number but nowhere near being too dangerous to eat

@ammitthedevourer7316 Před 4 měsíci

Ohhhh that’s why the 10 almonds daily lifehack didn’t work! /j

@yeethittter1285 Před rokem

Walmart referring to children as Young Shoppers feels so dystopian it's actually hilarious

@melody3741 Před rokem

They are young shoppers. Being in there in the metaverse makes them shoppers, and they are young. They arent implying they are going to be forced to grow up to shop at walmart

@melody3741 Před rokem

I need to admit that the context here completely changes this and this is terrifying

@TheOGJeff Před rokem

@@melody3741 Children in a VR Walmart does not make them young shoppers...

@skewerzz Před rokem

Future consumers

@theonionqueen3519 Před rokem

I feel like corporations are forgetting that normal people DON’T want this virtual dystopia that they seem to think humanity is heading towards. We all actively don’t want that.

@jesuisfrancophone Před rokem

Its not like we have any control over it anyways

@Rerbun Před 11 měsíci

Walmart is following the "We don't understand it, but it could be the inevitable future, so we will mess around with it" policy

@user-vw4xp5nt9f Před 11 měsíci

shareholder stuff? idk man :(

@sarahcahill954 Před 11 měsíci

That’s why they’re advertising to children and not normal, sentient adults

@SunlightHugger Před 11 měsíci

Yeah, kinda like living without USB ports... 😔

@bleachedbonez Před rokem

After briefly working in sales, I'm convinced they're from another planet. The people who make those "shopping experiences" think people want a person constantly talking to them and can't comprehend someone who wouldn't like that, even when you tell them directly. They 100% wanted that whole hologram guide thing irl

@finleypedersen2854 Před rokem

fr. i've actually found that leaving people alone until they make it clear that they need/want help is actually better for business than constantly being on someone's tail

@lindabcarpentersings Před rokem

@@finleypedersen2854 yeah, like, do they not understand that people don't like being treated like a child lol

@tamtri6218 Před rokem

@bleachedbonez Před rokem

@@finleypedersen2854 I think it varies from person to person, but generally I've found older people want to be talked to, younger people want to be left alone. But also old people are the first ones to lose their shit if you mess up at all.

@englishenby Před 11 měsíci

@@finleypedersen2854 yeah, i’m english and the fact that workers in america constantly welcome you in, talk to you ,follow you, pack YOUR shopping for you etc is so weird to me?? it might be because english people (probably just europeans in general) are just very closed off, but i would literally never go shopping if any of that happened here lmao, i’m not a 9 year old

@itsannahere. Před 10 měsíci

his imitation of the hands being terrified made me laugh so hard for no reason

@janecampbell4662 Před rokem

The sound of fucking glass shattering when the wine gets tossed into the cart has me absolutely fucking geeking

@janecampbell4662 Před rokem

At 3:08 for reference

@nignamedmutt7270 Před 11 měsíci

You know, if they put some wonky skyrim type physics in, I could totally see this worth st least being a good laugh for a single use. My favorite part in skyrim(and my own perverted fsntasy) is when I jump up on the giant tables, covered in elaborate tableware and food, and just start FLINGING THE SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE, RIGHT IN NPC'S FACES, LIKE SOME BRAINDEAD CAVEMAN!!!!! I've always fantasized about doing that at the Thanksgiving dinner table, and when I'm in walmart I always fantasize about trying to "domino" all the shelves over in the entire store, and I think it would be awesome if the VR could become a fucked up playground to vandalize and act out horrible things inside a fakeWalmart. .

@lauragrace5276 Před 11 měsíci

it’s so stupid funny lmfaooo

@f1zz-k1d89 Před 11 měsíci

and the zooming noise when the cart goes to the car 😭

@juliamavroidi8601 Před 3 měsíci

imagine if you got it delivered and it was just wet pieces of broken glass

@bunnyrichard9198 Před 4 měsíci

Danny and his wife are gonna have a young shopper of their own soon. Congrats 🎉

@lozenger8 Před rokem

Danny's continued hatred of smart fridges is inspiring. What it inspires, I wouldn't like to say.

@haphuongnguyen3358 Před rokem

We all know you beat up the pink fridge from Billion Surprise Toys in the back of an alley. Return the monstrocity to its next of kin please.

@picklekorn755 Před rokem

it reminds me of drew and his sleep pod ngl

@CraftingGummi Před rokem

It inspires hatred

@ghanoushba5366 Před rokem

I don't get why people would care if you fridge knows what you have in stock. It actually sounds like one of the only decent uses for smart appliances.

@Lazerbear1985 Před rokem

Say it.

@Jay2JayGaming Před 11 měsíci

Young shoppers... the only phrase that could possibly make it more clear how they value people based solely upon how much of which products they buy would be calling them "Undeveloped Consumers" or some shit

@ericnobbs1754 Před 11 měsíci

😆"Undeveloped Consumers"... You are a marketing GENIUS!

@overbeb Před 10 měsíci

That's how retail and marketing works. They put people into demographic groups and market/sell to those groups. The cold and calculating logic of extracting profit.

@calebfuller4713 Před 9 měsíci

"Future Income Targets"

@KooLaidStudios Před 5 měsíci

7:25 had me dying laughing with the father staring at the shopping cart going thru the floor lmao

@TrepidDestiny Před 11 měsíci

Remember when you were a kid staring into a dark closet or room, and you would feel a primal, yet indescribable feeling of discomfort and fear? That's what I feel when watching and learning about Walmart Land.

@kamikeserpentail3778 Před 9 měsíci

I just feel like Roblox looks like a poorer version of VRChat. Gives me no discomfort or fear (might want to have that checked out), just apathy.

@Brianna58321 Před 9 měsíci

That primal fear is crazy. Had a similar experience recently to the point I had a nightmare about it

@ruhee1027 Před 5 měsíci

I was helping my sister study for her anthropology test (on monkeys and evolution etc.) and she mentioned bonobos (the monkeys)-so of course I immediately thought of *bonobos sweater blue* and it’s been stuck in my head ever since The only detail on the study guide about bonobos was “they’re always having sex” so do with that what you will

@markfromfacebook Před 2 měsíci

gonna get those bonobos sweater blue balls i suppose

@katharineball585 Před 10 dny

It's like a friendly social thing for them I think

@masonm2232 Před rokem

i feel like that walmart vr experience could've been a real cool horror concept

@mooiioo8094 Před rokem

like that one ikea scp

@ally2765 Před rokem

like the walmart fear comic on tumblr

@PineappleLiar Před rokem

Vr instacart employee horror game.

@fortniterobin Před rokem

"your Samsung smart fridge told me you already have a decapitated head bleeding out into your food, would you like to put this one back?"

@rattersworld1016 Před rokem

@@fortniterobin XD YES

@lemoniieeee Před rokem

As a Roblox veteran watching him struggle to figure it out is hilarious

@derangedyarn6544 Před 11 měsíci

as a roblox veteran I too am constantly lost and disgusted

@renybird2835 Před 11 měsíci

The obby is so simple it makes me want to cry watching him struggle.

@daanhuisman1040 Před 11 měsíci

"How do I put on this frickin' dress?! I have a feeling it's in this bag, but there's, like, a list of players in the way, so I can't click on the bag."

@bobaskittles8149 Před 11 měsíci

“An Obby? Am I supposed to know what that is?”

@AshaSara Před 11 měsíci

no same it's so funny

@medicalgirl3 Před rokem

One time the employee at the local subway recognised me and my brother because we went there so often and we Never Went Back, so the idea that the store itself would acknowledge me directly is a nightmare

@brightblue2415 Před rokem

I wish I had to go somewhere very often to be remembered and recognized... people always remember me for some reason even if I've only shopped somewhere once. I don't have green hair or anything weird like that, so I do not know why. Man, I wish I could be sort of anonymous.

@kamikeserpentail3778 Před 9 měsíci

I used to have such bad social anxiety that I once paid for something, then started walking away without my change. The very thought that someone would ask if I needed help filled me with enough dread that I wouldn't go in some stores. Now I'm like it's kind of neat being recognized at my favorite ramen/sushi place. "It's good to see you again" "thank you, the food is great as usual" Sometimes I'll wear a collar and tail out in public, and I'm far less concerned if people look or say something.

@Brianna58321 Před 9 měsíci

@@kamikeserpentail3778 Live your truth ! I found your part about living unapologetically heartwarming. Hope people don’t treat you maliciously.

@benadrylsmoke5481 Před 9 měsíci

thats how i feel about my local sonic. one day the girl said "oh you aren't on your usual side" and now everytime i think about going i'm like "oh my god they all think i'm terrible for eating here so often" like i think its sweet that she's recognized me but at the same time pls i just want cheesesticks

@clownularClown Před 8 měsíci

I think people also forget though that like, the workers are also people. I know from experience that seeing someone come in that you recognize not only makes it easier on my own anxiety but it also makes it so much easier for me to feel like I'm a real person and that people actually don't despise speaking to me and etc. It's obviously just my own anxieties but if I said recognized someone and they never came back I would think that I'd done something or that I looked so horrid that they never came back. Lol

@Annicamdw Před 10 měsíci

The monorail bit is so funny because that other guy was most likely a child and Danny just messed with him like it was nothing 😂

@johnnyallenshaneprater4870 Před 11 měsíci

The bit from 7:17 - 7:27 is seriously so unbelievably hilarious. I love how he brought the joke from earlier into it.. Brilliance my guy

@nicolesanderson8757 Před 11 měsíci

lmfao same I couldn't stop laughing, this was so funny.

@mladymoo1398 Před 10 měsíci

FR I died-💀

@AggyCantNameThings Před 3 měsíci

After watching the video back, I have concluded that Danny gets the coins in walmart land from a badge that he earns from riding the monorail for the first time

@emperortransman Před rokem

When I was working at Walmart we weren't allowed to fight the customers, but I'm happy to hear the company is finally listening to the requests of its employees.

@bakedthepotato5489 Před rokem

Every time I go to Walmart I never get helped properly, if you do get them to help they go away for like a half hour and you're lucky if they ever come back

@necropolistc6357 Před rokem

what employees, when you quit they said F it and went to nothing but self checkouts lol

@emperortransman Před rokem

@@bakedthepotato5489 What kind of help do you ask for? If you're one of those "can you check in the back?" people, I have no sympathy for you.

@bakedthepotato5489 Před rokem

@@emperortransman No I ask basic things. Such as "Can you unlock the SD card rack for me?"

@emperortransman Před rokem

@@bakedthepotato5489 Oh I might be able to explain that. Obviously this isn't always the case, but this was the case for me. I would often be asked to unlock things by customers even though I didn't have the keys. So I would go look for the person with the keys or look for someone with a walkie talkie who could summon the person with the keys, usually my manager. Because customers usually caught me in the middle of doing something, I would go back to whatever I was doing. I had no way of knowing if the person with the keys ever showed up.

@rationalrecoverycody4283 Před 11 měsíci

The intro is the best part. I could watch Danny riff off that original cringe Walmart metaverse experience demo for a solid hour.

@pinkrose8272 Před 11 měsíci

This is like the inferior version of those ad buildings you can enter in Poptropica. Except instead of building a full lame world, it is just one easy to ignore building, the games inside them were usually short little missions as a distraction, there were actual signs saying it is an ad so at least they were following the laws and it was slightly more ethical, the games inside them actually work and are not infuriating and the clothes and accessories you get from them actually easily show up on your character. Plus you can wear those clothes in actual good games.

@jasperjazzie Před 10 měsíci

poptropica was so good

@artistdudebro Před 6 měsíci

You've unlocked Memories in my sad little pea brain, and I'm not sure if that's good or bad

@MatthewMSCFP. Před 4 dny

Rewatching a year later I laughed even harder, Danny nailed this one pas he always does

@jaaaaaane Před rokem

the yassified Van Gogh part caught me wayyy off guard 💀

@ilovesomethings Před měsícem

SAME

@kjaxthegrate Před 9 měsíci

I keep expecting the metaverse experience at the beginning to turn into a horror game and it just remains a serious corporate dystopia. Which is even scarier.

@aakk4568 Před rokem

Danny purposely pissing off someone that’s very likely a kid is way too hilarious 😂

@djentlover Před rokem

I want more of that 😄

@LavroseRovender Před rokem

young shopper *

@WretchedRaymond45 Před rokem

@@LavroseRovender or young gamer

@perplexed1783 Před rokem

TRIGGERING a Young shopper!! (GONE WRONG)

@alexistheamazing2796 Před rokem

He’s played the game for like an hour and has already discovered the most fun thing on the app

@delainey565 Před 11 měsíci

as a walmart employee i can verify this is exactly how an in person shopping experience would be like

@Loverera2023 Před rokem

When I started playing roblox I legit also thought it was only 1 game. But nobody knows that its the literal minds of every child on earth thrown into a gazzilion gabillion games. Also Danny not using the search bar to find Wal-Mart land, is actually hilarious! p.s. I don't play couple anymore, the weird games were starting to get to me

@Loverera2023 Před rokem

I don't play roblox anymore*

@Reiiven Před 11 měsíci

I wasn’t allowed to play Roblox as a child so when I eventually got it so I could play with my little cousin i was genuinely surprised that it wasn’t just one game lmao

@DeathnoteBB Před 11 měsíci

Yeah I never played Roblox until recently, so I always assumed it was like Minecraft and it was one world but different variations of it. Turns out it’s not that at all 😂

@archemedes2533 Před 11 měsíci

Couple?

@TrIIden Před 10 měsíci

the popular games are made by adults

@Colleen-gm9vy Před 3 měsíci

I've developed a habit of leaving a like on the video every time Danny makes me laugh hysterically. I don't think there's a video I've watched of his that I haven't liked.

@melfree2545 Před 11 měsíci

That virtual shopping experience was so uncomfortable to watch. I don’t understand why corporations think this is something people want. I don’t want this. No one I know wants this. I do a lot of online shopping. I have a special needs kid who has a really hard time going into stores. I homeschool so going when she’s at school isn’t an option. Pickup orders are fantastic for me. But why oh why would I want to put on a VR headset, have someone guide me through my own shopping list, and checking up on what I already have in my fridge?!

@benadrylsmoke5481 Před 9 měsíci

plus if you already can't go to the store when she's homeschooled, i doubt going through the trouble of putting on a vr headset and trudging through the vr shopping "experience" would be much of a timesave either. like, sure you're home and that's better, but you're still stuck inside some weird nightmare shopping world instead of fully being with your kid

@lemonmeat Před 7 měsíci

at this point im convinced the people who come up with these metaverse things arent real people and are aliens trying to fit in LOL

@emilyb.8219 Před 5 měsíci

they don't care what people actually want, they care what shareholders want and will then shove it onto unwilling consumers

@aqueennamed_dolores9404 Před 10 měsíci

Okay i lowkey wanna play this now. Also danny being so happy about beating a kid in an argument was actually hilarious.

@weRbananas Před rokem

It’s especially dystopian because they’re like “here let the robot deliver it to your car!” And show you a fake drone delivering it to your car while in real life, a struggling, overworked, single parent is lugging it out to the car

@thatfuzzypotato1877 Před rokem

That are you are specifically not allowed to tip or they get in trouble

@DeathnoteBB Před 11 měsíci

@@thatfuzzypotato1877 It sucks because if you say no they either insist or you risk them getting mad for denying them their hero moment. So you have to take the tip just to give it to your manager to give to the company. Meanwhile the dipshits are like “I just paid that guy’s rent” for tipping a dollar and 20 cents.

@nataliadiascamara6292 Před 11 měsíci

but walmart is actually testing drone deliveries lolllll

@hnnnnnnnnnng Před 11 měsíci

@@nataliadiascamara6292 but who's gonna be packing the drones? Underpaid workers 💀

@destrious8133 Před 11 měsíci

@@nataliadiascamara6292 girl this isn't the serve you think it is!

@yoongiverse. Před rokem

I love that the whole point of the metaverse is to not interact with people by not being in a real Walmart, yet they made an employee talk to you constantly

@taliag09 Před rokem

It's so uncomfortable

@tonyisnotdead Před rokem

you aren't interacting with the floating woman, you are just listening to what she has to say

@yikes5683 Před rokem

Corporations don't understand that we employees don't want to talk to customers either 😅 Most of us just want to focus and get our shit done and go home without having to stop constantly and help people find stuff

@existential_horror5045 Před rokem

can you imagine having to pick up like.... hemorrhoid cream and just seeing S.A.M.'s face watching you as you use your digital hand to drag it to your cart i know she's not real but i would always feel like i'm being judged

@derangedyarn6544 Před 11 měsíci

Danny is funny, he's always been funny but recently I've been laughing out loud more and more with his more recent videos, even if he's already a great youtuber, seeing (in my eyes) comedic growth is really nice as a long time fan :-)

@HoneyM1lkart Před 11 měsíci

Danny trying to look older: *proceeds to shave his head* Danny now looking like a 1st grader on the first day of school

@cardboard9124 Před 2 měsíci

Ah yes, rather than checking your fridge we need a remotely accessed fridge inventory that walmart can see at all times. That would never go wrong! cough cough, the amazon incident, cough cough

@potatopouf Před 11 měsíci

i love buying virtual food in the metaverse that doesn't exist and will not help me in any way with actually staying alive. its my favorite

@Giovanna_the_goblin11 Před 11 měsíci

The way Danny genuinely thought Noah schnapp was gonna be right there in the game has me dying

@starmanthelizard4718 Před rokem

the most unrealistic part of this metaverse is the fact that their shelves are fully stocked and all the items are in the right place

@mommakimmins5554 Před rokem

As a former Walmart employee, can confirm

@13lovinghimwasred Před rokem

and nobody left a half empty coffee on the shelves edit: why do people like replies? /genq

@ohherbie Před rokem

@@13lovinghimwasred and nobody opened somethin to eat it halfway then put it back

@Chew23packetsOfGum Před rokem

And nobody left an empty bottle of over-the-counter drugs at the back of the shelf

@kayleighmoore6951 Před rokem

and no kids are screaming or crying

@officialblimp Před rokem

It was so funny seeing Danny navigate through roblox, i wish someone could have guided him lmao

@SuzER08 Před rokem

That's basically what it was like when he started playing mine craft on twitch, he had no idea how to do anything and the chat was telling him what to do

@oj_originals4304 Před rokem

Well someone did help him on 16:56 where Danny wanted to know if he could dance in Walmart land

@MissBuyNLarge Před 11 měsíci

this has such BuyNLarge vibes it's freaking me out could've been a great horror game, like the shopping version of the Stanley Parable

@yawninglion1677 Před 10 měsíci

I was thinking that too. Someone's gotta make a horror parody.

@Extacy2067 Před 10 měsíci

Its already a horror game

@JabbieYT Před 6 měsíci

No way would Walmart actually encourage you to NOT buy something you need lmao

@KO-vb4tg Před 11 měsíci

God, I kept forgetting that Walmart was trying their best to appeal to me as a consumer with that demo. Their idea of a good time shopping is learning that your smart fridge was talking shit about your dairy consumption to the Walmart Skynet?

@kisumiri Před 7 měsíci

Honestly it'd be pretty fun to have a virtual store where you can hang out with your friends while shopping for stuff online

@logicfrogmedia Před rokem

"We just talked to your smartfridge and it told us you're ugly" is one of the most frightening statements I have ever heard.

@dilf_sickhx Před 7 měsíci

BROOO😭😭

@JohnnyJOMama-qu8hs Před 6 měsíci

“After consulting thoroughly with your smart fridge, we have determined you are unfortunately ugly.”

@maggotbelIy Před 4 měsíci

my family’s smart fridge has a tablet on it and it listens into our conversations, and will literally randomly respond to us talking-

@user-ts2og7lc1z Před 4 měsíci

This makes me not want a smart fridge.

@noeyyang38 Před 11 měsíci

The virtual shopping could be good for people with disabilities but when I found out you need to actually go to the store- it loses its whole purpose

@Beardalorian Před rokem

Dude, I'm literally crying laughing on how you're explaining and talking about the VR shopping experience Walmart tried to originally do. "so my cart goes to my fridge and my TV gets delivered as I'm sacrificed to stay here" 🤣😭💀💀💀 loved this.

@C1r0-C0r0 Před 10 měsíci

I will never get over the fact Danny calls himself daddy it’s too funny

@claida339 Před rokem

I'm traumatised by this hair change. These things need to be gradual, it's too much of a revolution in my environment and I'll miss your luscious locks, but actually good for you for not getting people like me dictate your life choices. The shit Walmart and the Metaverse are up to is a strong second in my list of traumas tho. I hope I won't be reassured and suddenly wake up in a universe where I've let this become my life.

@lordquas1871 Před rokem

There are so many levels of red flags in this comment 🧐

@Medusa_The-Bard Před rokem

@@lordquas1871 I'm fairly sure they are kidding

@maledictionwolf Před 3 měsíci

That one side of Danny's chair headrest poking out behind him towards the end of the video is consistently hilarious to me and I don't know why.

@rocketpsyence Před rokem

There is no way in my wildest dreams as a kid I would have imagined fast forwarding to 2022 and watching a video on a tiny computer in my hand with Danny declaring he doesn't want Walmart talking to his fridge behind his back and me realizing that's a valid concern that some people have to have in these weird times

@plasticshorts6972 Před rokem

Holy fuck

@NorthernGreenEyes Před rokem

Frfr. I was born in the 80s this shit is wild.

@rocketpsyence Před rokem

@@snavisTM What gave you that idea? I was born in the 80s

@pokaay3163 Před rokem

🤷

@SkepticxII Před 11 měsíci

This was literally just 20 minutes of Danny playing roblox and failing. I WANT MORE.

@TheArtSherpa Před 11 měsíci

I have no idea why the algorithm threw your video up for me on auto play but I am so glad it did. I ended watch 4 of your vids and could not stop laughing. Kiddo you are so funny and amazing. I am going to throw you on when I need to lighten up and have a great laugh 🎉😂

@haydenfr12950 Před 11 měsíci

kiddo? hes almost 30 lol😭😭

@josefinarivia Před 11 měsíci

kiddo, he's married tho jajaj

@el658 Před 11 měsíci

Young face strikes again 😂

@rockification Před 10 měsíci

“kiddo” 😭😭😭 he’s married

@siennaharvey5786 Před 7 měsíci

I would honestly pay money to see Danny play roblox games for an hour

@darkarcmiley3388 Před rokem

I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did during the milk part

@miraculoustalesofobliviousness Před 8 měsíci

Watching Danny get so frustrated over the cosmetic obby in walmart land, i want to watch him try the obby games on roblox because i remember as a kid how infuriating it was 😂

@Sar_bear Před rokem

The random person in the Roblox chat answering Danny's questions is the type of person that is the backbone of society.

@ianfuller2443 Před rokem

Its most likley a grown man trying to catfish children...

@thatdemoninthecar Před rokem

@@ianfuller2443 how the hell did you come to that conclusion?

@DJRTRK Před rokem

@@thatdemoninthecar it's roblox, no kid would ever stay in a walmart shopping game for more than 10 seconds let alone chat and answer stranger's questions

@thatdemoninthecar Před rokem

@@DJRTRK What makes you think a grown man would go to a Walmart shopping game (which you said no kid would ever stay in for more than 10 seconds) specifically to catfish children? What makes you think there is not a single person under the age of like 18 on Roblox that might want to help another person? They did not try to contact Danny in any other way than the Roblox public chat.

@shaleamontanez4591 Před rokem

@@DJRTRK idk man my 10 year old sister definitely would play In a Walmart land lobby lmaooo

@Deedoo_r Před 11 měsíci

a while ago I had a nightmare that I was living in a studio apartment with only 2 rooms: Studio apartment and an infinite Walmart that contained literally everything imaginable in stock always. it was awful and I felt like I was but a human soul stuck in a capitalistic hellscape, a dry husk of civilization. the world ended with not a bang but with the equivalent power company turning off your power because you hadn't paid your bill. I was designed for more, I AM designed for more, but I was being limited by some asshole who doesn't think beyond his microdick before sealing my fate and that of billions more in the name of profit. I can only wonder if he enjoys himself, what world did he expect to enjoy, to what could he flaunt his greed, he sacrificed everyone already, the only thing to do is renounce and think of others or become one and die alive, extinction without being killed, rotting but unable to decompose. I didn't want to, I didn't have a choice.

@graquinn4058 Před 6 měsíci

this comment goes hard

@jmeyers1856 Před 11 měsíci

I work for a company that tracks tenant data, and I was devastated to find out my $100 work shirts (that I only buy on clearance for $20) from Bonobos were just Walmart shirts…

@susie8799 Před 3 měsíci

I would love to have a happy medium between irl Walmart and metaverse Walmart (I want to be alone in a Walmart with a self checkout)

@paulbaeza7 Před 10 měsíci

The look on Danny’s face when he found out he can’t dance in Walmart Land

@ecoboy9997 Před 6 měsíci

Walmart using Roblox as a testing ground and calling kids "Young Shoppers" feels like something out of a dystopian movie like the Hunger Games

@yoongiverse. Před rokem

Watching Danny fail horribly at probably one of the easiest obbies I’ve ever seen is hilarious

@jaehyunluvr2008 Před rokem

right like😭

@JulieGallows Před rokem

truly he is the platonic ideal of a baconhair

@FuriousSkating Před rokem

Ikr

@froggy5748 Před rokem

I reverted back to when I was a kid playing Roblox and it stressed me out because that obby was so mf easy Edited to change a word because I messed up lol

@shanel4294 Před rokem

This 🤣

@jimmycher45 Před 11 měsíci

Idk about anyone else, but I used to call Walmart: “Wallys World”. I thought it was a common nickname for it. Maybe a Midwest thing, maybe a Minnesota specific thing, but still. “Wallys World” would have been a better name choice over of “Walmart Land” imo

@oliviabailey2766 Před 11 měsíci

I concur

@mimsy1765 Před 10 měsíci

Just last year I heard that term for the first time from my friends

@alyssa01825 Před 10 měsíci

idk if it’s a midwest thing i grew up in MI, IN, and IL and i’ve never heard that 😅 i’m definitely gonna it wally’s world now tho

@mercyorbit9351 Před 10 měsíci

Wally World - Michigan

@OzymandiasWasRight Před 10 měsíci

The milk thing had me laughing hard. Like "can anyone hear me, and is it obvious I'm alone" hard. The nerve that you'd just talk to my fridge, then tell me to put it back?! I'd very quickly be double homiciding Sam and my fridge. I know they hit it off, but I'm still the human here, damnit! .....AI's gonna be fine.

@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 Před 10 měsíci

I always loved Walmart, I wish I could live there, I'd give my house to live in Walmart, I would trade my family for Walmart, I'd give all my money for Walmart, I practically live Walmart, I wish everywhere was Walmart, I want everyone to experience Walmart, I would trade my soul for Walmart, I want God to make a heaven Walmart, GLORY TO WALMART!

@lightryder6675 Před 11 měsíci

Why is this man so funny. Like every video of his i watch has me rolling. Man doesn’t miss

@krillansavillan Před 11 měsíci

This is your best work ever man! I appreciate every searing reply. You took the available information in the story and extrapolated that to the most absurd yet rationale outcome haha

@PhyraPhoenix Před rokem

I loved this video. I totally feel the frustration of trying to figure out Roblox. And I gotta say it was very funny watching another adult play if for the first time. That was me when I first played and sometimes now lol. And yes the glitches are neverending with Roblox lol. But when he tried to equip the sweat pants and shirt.. XDXDXD I have SO been there. LOL It still happens to me on some games. It can be VERY frustrating lol. I've actually played Walmart Land before. And I looked for Noah too! XDXDXD Sadly I've seen stranger things but not all of it and it's been at least a year or so since I've watched it, so I got a lot of questions wrong too lol. But ultimately I found Walmart Land very boring. There's nothing to do that has a real objective. Which I found a little disappointing because the "world" is actually very pretty. OH and he might have picked up a coin while on the mono rail, there are coins a long the track, but idk. Anyways great video I loved all of it! It takes a lot to make me laugh and I laughed a lot. :) Thank you :)

@paramount_pi2410 Před 6 měsíci

Danny has his own little shopper on the way 😊

@vanillaproductions8596 Před 11 měsíci

I like how Danny just brings back moments into other ones which make this 10x more funny 😂

@karenf7526 Před 7 měsíci

You are one of the few people who consistently makes me laugh out loud. Thanks for that

@9abrie11e Před 10 měsíci

Not many things make me genuinely laugh from my gut but this was funny as hell

@newjersey2788 Před rokem

That’s crazy that Walmart can advertise directly to children, without transparency, with impunity

@Weshopwizard Před rokem

Just relax. Everything is fine. No way that this will turn to 💩.

@mastermarkus5307 Před rokem

Blame Ronald Reagan?

@drugsarebad97 Před rokem

Yeah there’s definitely not any laws about that or anything ..

@BIazy Před rokem

And then when CS-vid does it, the entire site risks getting shut down.

@realemmyscott5686 Před 10 měsíci

This one actually made me laugh out loud, multiple times. Is it Danny, Danny’s hair, or Walmart’s audacity?

@introvertedbookworm1 Před 11 měsíci

18:10 watching Danny rage at a simple roblox obby is so funny 🤣

@reaganburke5987 Před 8 měsíci

“I never want my smart fridge snitching on me to Walmart” -Danny Gonzalez 2023

@Expertato555 Před 11 měsíci

It would be cool if the store had endless isles with different stores on each side, like Safeway, Home Depot, and so many more.

@sillygoose058 Před 5 měsíci

Watching danny struggle in the obby was hilarious XD

@LunarRaevyn Před rokem

I had a nightmare about a never ending walmart that stretched on endlessly and it still wasn't as mind-numbingly fucking terrifying as this

@pinkpeppers5580 Před rokem

Like the Ikea SCP

@SanDeygo Před rokem

@@pinkpeppers5580 thought of exactly this haha😂

@VVesteria Před rokem

@@pinkpeppers5580 I was about to comment that, you beat me to it. CURSE YOU PINK THE PEPPER

@jyingg6985 Před rokem

Scp 3008

@pinkpeppers5580 Před rokem

@@VVesteria NYEH HEH HEH!!! I HAVE DEFEATED THE ARTIST OF AMATURE!!!

@bigglesmcintosh3699 Před 10 měsíci

In this video: Danny alienates 90% of his audience by hating on Roblox the entire time. 10/10

@Jef-Robison-Man Před 11 měsíci

Out of all the ways this video could’ve gone, I didn’t expect Danny roasting the shit out of Roblox to be one of them

@Jef-Robison-Man Před 11 měsíci

Which is obvious in retrospect, like that’s on me

@cloudymaria Před 10 měsíci

danny never fails to make me laugh and i haven’t laughed like this in a while

@elfsunmoon4203 Před rokem

Danny, i discover you some days ago, now you getting weirder and funnier with every video i watch.

@ignaciodemello Před 10 měsíci

Game theory: Walmart made that video feel so dystopian so you'd rather go to a real Walmart instead

@SoniasWay Před rokem

I really hope people start making horror games on this concept. Like it’s the perfect theme for a psychological horror dystopian game.

@blackparademistress1 Před rokem

There’s one that Jacksepticeye played, I can’t remember what it’s called but it’s basically stacking shelves and trying to avoid customers because they stop you finishing your jobs and you get fired if you don’t. They also chase you if you run away and you have to hide in the staff room.

@akitty8481 Před rokem

I remember that one time I went to Walmart with my dad at like 6:30 and as we walked into the store I fully expected to turn around and see just more Walmart behind me.

@rendezvous17.2y Před rokem

@@blackparademistress1 are u thinking of night of the consumers?

@constipatedfrog5578 Před rokem

well there's actually a game ON roblox called "SCP 3008", and you're in a huge ikea while the employees try to kill you. you can also build a house out of things you find in the store so it's pretty fun

@stmsin Před rokem

real life is a horror game

@laurenc4138 Před rokem

Walmart can’t keep things stocked in the right location or hire more than a single cashier during times they know will be busy… but yeah let’s have them replicate a virtual shopping “experience” Ugh lol

@goatqueen9642 Před 4 měsíci

watching Danny do the easiest obby and failing it so much hurt my soul

@BoredandTired78 Před 7 dny

It would’ve been hilarious if instead of tossing the wine bottle into the shopping cart, the shopper grabbed the wine bottle, smashed it on the shelf and tried to attack S.A.M. with the broken bottle😂