Are You Hungry? - Wait for it! 

"911, what's your emergency?" "Uhhhh"

I've never heard anyone sound so naturally sarcastic.

I think the CIA just found their new favorite torture device.

“Gentlemen, I may not have a brain, but I have an idea.” Guys I did it. I don't think this was a good idea.

Geneva's gotta get a hold of this inventor for war crimes

“It’s really cool infusing the sauce down into the meat!” 💀

I ain’t wanna hear NOBODY say “hear me out” 💀

Instructions unclear: I’m in the hospital:(

As someone who does not think before they act, I am so grateful that I am a girl right now

"he fell asleep, prank him john" John:

I am straight up a ketchup/mustard/relish guy. Once in a while if I'm feeling fancy, I'll do some caramelized onions

everything in here got me dying for over 10 mins☠💀☠💀

My intrusive thoughts are firing up right now.

Relish is underrated

Doctor: “so what happened?” me: “so basically..”

"Do it." "Wait what?" "Did i stutter?"

Least scary medival torture device:

*“Punishment meets Creativity!” ·····👴🏻*

“Top ten ways on how to make someone confess during an investigation”

My favorite hot dog toppings are mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, onion and mustard.

It's a good thing I have health insurance because the intrusive thoughts always seem to win. 😂

“The design is very human.” 💀

Ahh yes, a Kyujuro Rengoku sausage cutter. Just what I needed.

Korean Hotdogs are my favorite . It will sound weird but I like Mayo and Cheese toppings.💕🐺

When you fall asleep first at the sleepover:

My favorite hot-dog toppings are: ketchup, mustard, fried onion, and personally, a little bit of cheese

The innuendos you can come up with this video.

"BABE PUT THAT DOWN, I SWEAR I DIDN'T CHEAT ON YOU!"

The missus now has something to threaten her mister.

People are so easily impressed with gadgets to do simple things for us like we can't be bothered to do it ourselves.

Dude made the yakuza a new torture device💀

It's cute it's the colors of mustard and ketchup haha

“Ferb I know what we are going to do today”

‘Okay, time to check the comment section’ 💀

I love the part where he tells us of the gadget actually did what it’s intended purpose was

brought me a chuckle, a grimiss, and a smile

This dude was definitely the narrator of Peppa Pig

This dude would try to reinvent the cup if he could.....creating solutions to problems we never had, good work!

Well, ladies we got ourselves a defense mechanism.

I love how he completely glosses over answering the hypothesis

"To start I'm gonna try it out on these jumbo sausages" Guys:💀

In this side of the world we use mashed up avocados (prepared with salt and a bit of cooking oil), tomatoes, and sometimes mayo, or Sauerkraut (or chucrut as known locally) if you are feeling adventureous, maybe an onion salad with lemon, salt, and parsley or coriander. The pure variety is great. I hope one day, when we see media from the US you learn to embrace the international variety.

*"Hey guys..."* 💀

I'm not hungry I'm feeling this pain 😭😭

ball torture device

so called "free thinkers" when they see a hotdog on their phone

That's why I say that hot dogs in Brazil are 1000 times better than those in the United States.

The cartel: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!" Edit: Woah 850 likes? I'm moderately known!

In Asia we use "Knife" 😂😂😂😂

I am glad i wasn't the only one

“Ok, hear me out” 💀

You can also cut it wide open on the top, just make sure the ends are split four ways. That way, you only need a knife.

welcome back to fact or cap

True men think alike.

Definitely ketchup. However, chili and cheese is my all-time favorite hotdog topping.

"Never Cover a Judge On The Cover." -Garfield

I love how we're all straight up commonly agreeing on what to do with it

I knew exactly what the comment section would look like before I opened it.

My favourite is mustard, barbecue and tomato sauce combined

“Hey Joey! Should I bring the baseball bat to the guy’s joint?” “Nah, bring the sausage slicer”

"When theyre done" Yeah, those weren't done enough for me.

Greek chili, sweet onions, dill relish, shredded cheddar cheese and yellow mustard. All together in that order and smothering the hot dog in a lightly toasted bun.

"I know what to do but I don't think I have the strength to do it."

We have loads of these gadgets,we keep them in the cuttlery drawer and we call them knives!

RE: What's your favorite hotdog topping? Well. Never ketchup.

"The design is very human"

That "other hand", in this case, is known as "The Stranger"

Where im from we add mashed potatoes, katchup, mayo, mustard, shoe string potatoes, chicken, bacon and cheese to hotdogs lmaooo

“Hi there what did you come to the hospital for sir?” “Uhmm”

No no no... you gotta put the mustard underneath first. ....if you know where that's from, you're incredibly awesome.

"hold the sausage with your other hand" "infusing the sauce down into the meat"

>Add more smokey taste >Uses a propane grill

Those cut lines after they were cooked/grilled gave me the heebie jeebies...lol

Idk why youtube recommended me this video but the accent of the man reminds me of Stolas from Helluva boss 😂😂

Nobody: Medieval Torture Devices:

I feel you could do that with a couple of swipes with a sharp knife, without the need for more crap in your kitchen drawers.

LOL you do have to hold the sausage with your other hand

"hey guys welcome to fact or cap-"

The tears of babies, The best topping Ever!!!!!

Ketchup, mustard and relish is the way for me

Hmmmm i wonder how this comment got this much likes?

Cops: PUT YOUR GANDS UP IN THE AIR ME: -use the gadget - huh?

I thought I accidently clicked on another short about medieval torture devices

"I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea"

the way he said "Jumbo Sausages" and laughed

Smoky aromas from a gas grill.... Yeah totally the type of person to invest in a gadget like this.

Instructions unclear, in hospital

Theres no diference in flavor, but it DOES keep most of the condements from squeezing out the end, so it's actually a good gadget to use. ❤✌️

Best hotdog topping. The Danish way, ketchup mustard remulade fried onion raw onion and pickeld cucumber.🔥

Bro made a new torture device for the Cartel 💀💀

Sauerkraut, hot sauce, honey mustard 💪

on another note. Mayo, ketchup and dried onion's pretty good

It seems the algorithm has us all sharing the same phantom pain

You dont need to hold it, you rool it otherway 😂

Thank god I am not the only one who had the same thought as everyone else

I’m gonna send this to my male friends as a threat and then say I have the gadget🥹🥹🥹

“Hear me out, I have a new idea for whoever falls asleep first tonight”

I love how the comment section was already filled with whats exactly in my mind.

Course you had to "hold the sausage with your other hand"😂

“911 what’s your emergency?” “I fell asleep first at the sleepover”